netflix knows what’s up
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT SLEEPING GIRAFFES LOOK LIKE
kuzco is in the disney women
Coulson is one of the Mightiest Heroes I’m gonna cry
Don’t tell me what to do
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS POST
john this is the stupidest joke ive ever seen in my 19 years of being alive
get it sister marjorie