When your mom forgets to ask for her change back
Their friendship is perfection
"I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air."
The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn)
Me as a parent one day
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.
I was about to get angry
Take the queen out of that cage
Is this legit? I don’t care, it’s adorable.
What do u mean is it legit? The queen is the realest bitch I know
fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
This will blow your mind