i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
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how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
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#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
JUST AN IMPORTANT VIDEO FULL OF SURPRISES
STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
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Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
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